WHY WASN'T ROB SCHNEIDER IN GROWN UPS 2 MOVIE
Sandler has to get his usual humor in whether it's to the benefit of the overall quality of the movie or not. And, realistically speaking, while there are some good moments, the whole thing feels too much like an Adam Sandler movie for it to be truly good. And Adam Sandler is nowhere near close the actor that James Stewart was. It's all very It's A Wonderful Life-y of them. I knew that Michael, a workaholic who's attempting to get a promotion to give his family a better life, would end up taking his family and wife for granted, he'd end up fast forwarding through a lot of important shit (like his kids growing up, his father and dog dying), end up regretting ever using the universal remote control and longing to go back to the days where he could spend time with his kids, wife and father. Look, I'm just saying, if I could have James Earl Jones narrate my life, why would I even bother LIVING my life? The point is that I knew where this movie was gonna end up even before I hit play. He also has running commentary, if he so wants it, done by James Earl Jones. He's also able to spectate his past experiences. It allows him to fast forward, pause and mute his life if he wants to.
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I knew it was about this universal remote control that, literally, controls Michael's life. With this movie, I understood the basic concept. That's neither here nor there, I suppose. Again, not saying that a beautiful woman can't fall for Sandler, but it gets to the point where it seems like he's just keeping a scorecard of all the beautiful women he's got to kiss him. Either that or he's got a severe case of inferiority complex. I'm not saying that a beautiful woman can't fall for a man that looks like Sandler, but there's something he's compensating for here. Look, I know how this is gonna sound, but why is it that Sandler (with the exception of The Week Of, where his wife was played by Rachel Dratch) always has an incredibly hot wife? His production company is involved in almost all of these movies so, obviously, he exerts some control over casting. The answer to that is, yes, this is better than his regular output. With that said, out of every Sandler movie, this might be one of the few that I actually haven't seen and, for some reason, I was interested in it just to see if, maybe, it was better than his regular output. Sandler also got Kevin James his own stand-up special Netflix. Oh and, of course, Schneider plays a negative racial stereotype in this movie (he's the rich Arabian prince whose last name is a joke to Sandler). I'll shut up about Schneider, because I'll never stop if I keep going. Who cares enough about Rob Schneider (other than his family and friends) to be excited at the idea of a show centered around his exploits? Never mind the fact that he's an awful comedic actor.
WHY WASN'T ROB SCHNEIDER IN GROWN UPS 2 SERIES
But, no, thanks to Sandler, Rob Schneider actually got his own fucking series on Netflix. He'd be one of those long-forgotten former SNL cast members that went on to do nothing after leaving the show. Seriously, if it wasn't for Sandler having to need someone to portray negative racial stereotypes in his films, nobody would know who Rob Schneider is to this day. So, in all, this man has just been an awful influence for comedy in Hollywood. He's also solely responsible for keeping Rob Schneider in Hollywood and giving us Kevin James. His Netflix affairs, with the exception of The Week Of (which isn't good, but it's actually pretty decent), haven't been good as well.
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Sandler has also had the misfortune in appearing in some of the worst movies I have ever seen like Jack and Jill and Grown Ups 2. Sandler admitted that most of his movies are, really, just paid vacations where he gets to hang out with his buddies, etc, etc, etc. Sandler has made his entire career out of playing a, supposedly, likable man-child that's immature even by man-child standards. Regardless, as I've gotten older, I've started to see the light. I made my mom take me to see Little Nicky. I mean, also in the interest of fairness, I admit that I may have been a fan of his back when I was young and stupid. What I mean by that is that, in the interest of fairness, I should note that I've never been a fan of Adam Sandler (much like I am not a fan of Michael Bay). I'm gonna start this review with similarly to the last one (of the absolutely awful Transformers: The Last Knight).